{"product_id":"book-2w9i","title":"The Pointless Panty","description":"\u003cp\u003eDr. Karen Gurney was living a mundane Catholic marriage—mundane until her dead mother visited and asked one chilling question….\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"What's happening in your bedroom?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHer Mother Was Dead. So How Did She Know What Was Happening in Karen's Bedroom?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKaren thought she knew her husband. She thought she understood her marriage. And she certainly never imagined that the dead would return to expose a secret hidden behind her bedroom door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen her mother appeared.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot in a dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot in a memory.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut as a spirit with a warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe did not even know she had a problem in the bedroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYet the mystery came together during an Ayurvedic yoga retreat in India.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe answer on her way back during a stop-over in France.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeet the investigators:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAlexis: \u003c\/strong\u003ea no-nonsense fiery Aries of a Black women who is annoyingly always right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMarc:\u003c\/strong\u003e a still-married-to-a woman hairy bear of a gay man and lover of dried salted cod.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRebecca:\u003c\/strong\u003e a psychic channeler of dead ancestors and lover of adaptogenic mushrooms.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeo:\u003c\/strong\u003e a drummer, general contractor, hot bod Yoga teacher with a penchant for women, lots of women.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJean-Michel:\u003c\/strong\u003e a French man and expert in terroir, in more ways than just wine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe subjects:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Wife Karen:\u003c\/strong\u003e a pasty white chubby Catholic cornfed Midwesterner\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Husband Ron:\u003c\/strong\u003e an Italian-Irish Mensa 160 IQ engineer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter Karen's journey of marriage, mystery, animism, spirits, and secrets—and discover what the only the dead knew that Karen didn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Engaging page turner set in India with its wild Theyyam. The story is brimming with dark humor … Despite the unique aspects of this marriage and the journey that uncovered it all, the questions her book poses are applicable to many: How much do we accept bad behavior in those we love to maintain the relationship? How far will be abandon ourselves to maintain a marriage?\"—\u003cem\u003eAlexis Jones\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":68343290822960,"sku":"BD2w9i","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/2w9i-Square-cover.webp?v=1794249945","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-2w9i","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}