{"product_id":"book-2sxk","title":"Houses of the Holy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's ok. We can say it. Humans got shafted in the last apocalypse. Not exactly breaking news. But that doesn't mean that we should be turning the apocalypse into a DIY project.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat we thought was going to be a victory lap filled with take out food and putting our feet up in Messina turned, with a single gas station vision, into having an unexpected addition to the Charlie circus on wheels.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA single phone call summoned us all back to West Virginia like a bunch of seagulls descending on an unattended bag of Doritos at the beach. But now that we were all together, everyone had a chance to weigh in on the various shitstorms in our respective zip codes. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich is how we ended up hunting for an MIA Balance Keeper and a mysterious angelic power. We don't know if either one will be happy to see us when we find them but as Bane always says, \"That's a twenty miles from now problem.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat \u003cem\u003eisn't\u003c\/em\u003e a problem for down the road is the rebirth of Sister Smile's cannibal tribe, this time gathered under the symbol of a bloody crescent moon and backed by a gatekeeper god. And they aren't the only ones coming out to play. The Horsemen's old stable hands have dealt themselves in and I have a feeling they're not going to fold until we make them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow old alerts set up during the last apocalypse are sounding off and things are starting to look a lot like bloodbath. And our only hope is hunting down a tequila-swilling Balance Keeper who might be the key to stopping the shitstorm if we can just wrap her in bubble wrap and stash her somewhere safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd in a pair of killer emus, an ill-fated trip to Costco, a hippie with a Weird Al fixation, and an \u003cem\u003eendless \u003c\/em\u003esupply of glitter and the end is just about inevitable. I just didn't expect the venue to be this packed. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt feels like every day the pile of problems just keeps getting bigger. But in this family, that just means everyone picks up a shovel and digs in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd right now, it feels like we're definitely going to need a bigger shovel.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":68108198052144,"sku":"BD2sxk","price":13.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/2sxk-Square-cover.webp?v=1792170766","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-2sxk","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}