{"product_id":"book-2ppq","title":"HR? I Barely Know Her","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou got the offer letter. Your family celebrated. Nobody explained the notice period, the \"eligible for bonus\" line with no number attached, or why your manager just said \"let's circle back\" for the fourth time this month.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis isn't a legal guide. It isn't a management textbook. It's the version a smart, slightly exhausted friend would give you — if they worked in HR and were finally off the clock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eListen in for straight answers on:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy job descriptions lie, and how to survive the interview anyway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat your offer letter is actually saying (and what it's carefully not saying)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe real difference between gross and net pay — explained with pizza\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to ask for a raise without apologizing for existing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat a PIP actually is, and how to survive one without panicking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhy HR ghosts you, and the follow-up that actually gets answered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe difference between \"culture fit\" and just being liked by people who play golf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKPIs, DEI, unions, workplace safety, and everything else nobody explained at orientation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlus bonus material you'll actually use: a full HR-to-Human jargon decoder, a survival kit for your next PIP meeting, 15 true(ish) horror stories from the corporate trenches, and an analogy bank that finally makes HR-speak make sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether you're already deep in the corporate grind or about to walk into your very first offer letter, this audiobook hands you the reality behind the buzzwords — funny on purpose, because sarcasm is just how the truth gets past people's guard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoffee in one hand, receipts in the other. Let's go.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67872905003312,"sku":"BD2ppq","price":8.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/2ppq-Square-cover.webp?v=1790615561","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-2ppq","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}