{"product_id":"book-2kz1","title":"Surviving the Holly-Days","description":"God grant me the strength to survive mistletoe and the barnacle of boardroom princesses… Holly f*cking McAdams. My best friend's little sister and pint-sized menace. Thanks to her lost luggage, a surprise snowstorm, and a conveniently \"full\" hotel, she's the little spoon for the night. Her so-called brilliant plan to avoid accidental spooning? A catastrophic failure, in case you were wondering. There's a code—a bro code I take very seriously—but some kind of mistletoe-fueled voodoo hijacked my better judgment. Maybe it's the possessed mistletoe playing matchmaker with a demonic flair. Could be the manifestation panties I can't get out of my head. Or her cute little librarian glasses invite me to her stacks, if you get my drift. And you'll never convince me that the thigh-high striped socks she wears to \"keep warm\" are anything less than a tactical maneuver designed to leave me putting a book over it—and I'm not a big reader. Everything about her is a snake charmer's symphony, conducting a full-scale assault on my co—er, anaconda. When Nick asked me to give his baby sister a ride… did he really expect me to survive her thigh-high socks and my rapidly deteriorating self-control?","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67830306439472,"sku":"BD2kz1","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/2kz1-Square-cover.webp?v=1790097017","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-2kz1","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}