{"product_id":"book-2hbp","title":"Karen","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Does the human race survive the alien invasions? Or does Earth end up a burned-out cinder, with no good coffee left? Yikes!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e Karen \u003c\/em\u003eis a detective who loves Waffle House coffee, has zero verbal filter, and an idiot brother who happens to be President of the United States. She has no patience for him, his raisin toast, or his protection detail, the not-so-secret service.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Spoiler alert\u003c\/strong\u003e. An alien ship parks over the Washington Monument. The President makes all the wrong decisions. The country wants a solution before the world gets blown to hell and back. Nobody has an answer. Not the President. Not the advisors. Not even the British, who think they know everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, they call \u003cem\u003eKaren\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e Karen \u003c\/em\u003eis a humorous and irreverent novel showing how crazy people can get when aliens come to earth looking to blow it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67790183334192,"sku":"BD2hbp","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-2hbp","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}