{"product_id":"book-2fpy","title":"Sour Notes","description":"\u003cp\u003eNote to self: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't fake date your ridiculously hot best-friend-slash-roommate if you're not prepared to accidentally ride him like a pony in paradise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich is why telling our families that Swayze Wolff and I are dating is easily my dumbest idea yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut with a toxic ex waiting at my twin brother's destination wedding, and months of online dating resulting in nothing but unsolicited d*ck pics with a side of shriveled nut sacks…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewhat choice do I have?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFML.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're forced to go from estranged BFF's who only communicate via snarky post-it notes to hopelessly devoted in a matter of minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot that it matters. He's a commitment-phobic police lieutenant and I'm a hot mess who doesn't do boyfriends, unless they have batteries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's foolproof, right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTotally the safest option.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept my \"fake boyfriend\" is way too real. My family adores him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy ex loathes him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd when my boss hands me a buzz-worthy \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eassignment, guess who volunteers to take notes?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo weeks in paradise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne bed. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eZero boundaries. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd suddenly I'm ready to rewrite all the rules.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut last time I believed in a fairytale, I got trapped in a nightmare, and that's one chapter I don't plan on rereading.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67724685574448,"sku":"BD2fpy","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/2fpy-Square-cover.png?v=1788455193","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-2fpy","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}