{"product_id":"book-2f4h","title":"Painting the Blues in Gretna Green","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMy powers are growing, and my tolerance is low. My second week in my new role as the Gretna Green Recorder is making the first week look relaxing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have quite the to-do list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFix a thousand-year-old injustice that threatens the future of the Pictish royal family and their realm? Check.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTest my new Knight Adjutant candidates? Check.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDiscover one of those candidates is the guy I had a huge crush on when I was twelve? Oh yeah. Check.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeed the cat? No, she's not hungry—which is worrying, very worrying.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrevent a bloodbath? Let's freaking hope so.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eNiki McKnight is settling in as the new Recorder of the Gretna Gateway in Scotland. The colourful cast of cozy fantasy magical beings bring the fun … and the problems. Celtic, Fae and Viking royalty all have their own agendas, but none more so than the Pictish royal family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMagic, psychic powers, a stroppy, condescending cat goddess, and lots of excellent coffee delivered by her sentient house smooth the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNiki plans to make her gran proud by reminding everyone that kings and queens are ten-a-penny in the seven realms, but there is ONLY one Recorder, and now she has more power than anyone expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePainting the Blues in Gretna Green is perfect for readers who'd enjoy an uplifting story with warm-hearted, paranormal cozy fantasy elements. Set in a sentient Scottish house with a woman who needs to learn to wield her increased powers before lives are lost.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67721065660720,"sku":"BD2f4h","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/2f4h-Square-cover.png?v=1788373764","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-2f4h","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}