{"product_id":"book-2d4p","title":"A Longtime (and at one point Illegal) Crush:","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA crush that crushed her.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the day Elsie's big brother brought his friend Kye McBride over to their house, Elsie adored him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen she was eight, she secretly blew kisses to him. When she was thirteen, she sat on the stairs, unnoticed, and watched him escort another girl to prom. When she was a senior in high school, she walked into math class and found out he was her new math teacher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLetting him know how she felt was a bad idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA very, very bad idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut with that much emotion fueling her, things were bound to go wrong. And they did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter Elsie made a fool of herself, she spent the last two weeks of school avoiding him. In fact, she turned avoiding-Kye-at-all-costs into her life-long philosophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow three years have passed and Elsie has come home for her brother's wedding. She's got to face Kye—hopefully without getting crushed again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf you ever liked your older brother's hot friend, this book is for you. If your older brother didn't have hot friends, I feel your pain. I, too, wish my older brother had been more social.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePublishers Weekly has called Janette's romantic comedies \"Hilarious.\" Read one today!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67718407389488,"sku":"BD2d4p","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/2d4p-Square-cover.png?v=1788304139","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-2d4p","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}