{"product_id":"book-29d3","title":"Hexed Up","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAudiobook edition, narrated in duet human narration by Frankie Porter \u0026amp; Todd Roddington. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is it that when things finally go right, the universe sends you a great big Hex You?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy not-quite-technically-legal potion business is booming. I've paid off (most of) my credit cards. I can finally afford to eat more than toast.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll thanks to my newest creation: a love potion that guarantees instant attraction and long-term happily-ever-afters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo naturally, the universe smites me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne kitchen mishap later, a batch of love potion explodes, and my next-door neighbour, (American banker, immaculate shirts, permanently unimpressed), is standing in my doorway with puppy-dog eyes declaring undying love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhich would be less of a problem if he weren't ridiculously hot - and if he hadn't spent the last eighteen months glowering at me like I'd personally cursed his morning coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow he insists we can't be apart. He's following me around my flat like a lovesick shadow, flirting like it's a full-time job, and \"proving\" his devotion with heartfelt confessions and dangerously seductive smiles. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrouble is brewing, and not just in my cauldron. If the wrong person finds out what I'm selling, I'm finished.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo I need to brew the antidote - fast. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore I convince myself this is all real. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore he persuades me he truly does love me. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd before I fall head-over-heels for the man across the hall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMerlin's toenails. I've really hexed it up this time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67389190963504,"sku":"BD29d3","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-29d3","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}