{"product_id":"book-1x44","title":"It's a Wonderful Knife","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's beginning to look a lot like murder.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChopping down a Christmas tree has never been something Dr. Maxwell Thornton aspired to. But his boyfriend, Sheriff Royce Callum, has a tradition of visiting Giggly Elves Tree Farm every Christmas to do just that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrying to prove he's a team player, Maxwell agrees to accompany Royce on his week-long tree-felling adventure. It's a chance to spend some quality time with Royce, and also get a break from Rainy Dale.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll guests are required to turn in their cell phones upon arrival because Giggly Elves Farm is for people who yearn to escape modern-day stresses. Maxwell endures a lumpy mattress and high sodium meals of bacon, beans, and more bacon, with a fairly good attitude. But when a freak storm washes out the road back home, Maxwell begins to feel the strain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings turn downright terrifying when a guest is found stabbed to death in the reindeer barn, and all of the cell phones are found destroyed. It seems there's a murderer on the loose, and he or she has a very different interpretation of how to bring out the holiday spirit in others.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67150123204912,"sku":"BD1x44","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/1x44-Square-cover.png?v=1782486759","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-1x44","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}