{"product_id":"book-1u2u","title":"Spicy Pickle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFirst, she tampered with my pickle. Then, she got us both kicked off a cooking show.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, we're fake engaged. Sit back, friends, this is one crazy tale of treachery and pickle juice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e So, a few months back I created a new pickle. It's spicy. Like, fiery hot. It went viral in a big way. Then along comes Magnolia Boudreaux.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e She's the daughter of a rival deli. She ends up a surprise guest on a cooking show I've booked, insisting her pickle is hotter. Then she shows up on another show. Then another. Our feud becomes legendary, until it nearly ruins both our delis.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e So I do the only thing I can think of to fix the problem. I kiss her on national television. And to top it? We get engaged.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e We've got the whole fake relationship down until she buys me a pickle cactus shaped like … well, I'm sure you can picture it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e And everything after that? I made sure that she's not faking a \u003ci\u003ething\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":67144799125808,"sku":"ZE1u2u","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":67144799158576,"sku":"ZM1u2u","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audiobook [BD]","offer_id":67144799191344,"sku":"BD1u2u","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-1u2u","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}