{"product_id":"book-1l4g","title":"How To Tell If Your K-9 Is A Demon","description":"\u003cb\u003eA female cop adopts a K-9 partner who turns out to be a demon, unleashing a hilariously chaotic paranormal rom-com full of supernatural disaster, sharp banter, and a hellish slow-burn romance\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eShe went to adopt a K-9 partner.\u003cbr\u003e She did not mean to adopt a demon.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOfficer Kelly “Chuck” Charles thought choosing her new K-9 would be straightforward.\u003cbr\u003e Obedient. Loyal. Not possessed by ancient evil.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e She was wrong.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Her new K-9 partner growls in dead languages, smirks like he’s plotting world domination, and reacts to holy water like it personally insulted his ancestors.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Because Malachi isn’t just a dog.\u003cbr\u003e He’s a centuries-old demon trapped in a canine body—morally black, dangerously clever, and very annoyed about it.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e The problem?\u003cbr\u003e Chuck doesn’t know any of that yet.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e She’s just a cop trying to survive long shifts, bad coffee, and a partner who may or may not be judging her soul.\u003cbr\u003e She definitely doesn’t know she’s part angel.\u003cbr\u003e And she absolutely isn’t prepared for the supernatural chaos headed straight for her life.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e When a well-meaning witch gives Malachi his body back, everything goes from “weird dog behavior” to full-blown celestial disaster.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003eRedeem him.\u003cbr\u003e Banish him.\u003cbr\u003e Or fall for the demon who was never meant to have a heart.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow To Tell If Your K-9 Is A Demon\u003c\/i\u003e is a laugh-out-loud paranormal romantic comedy packed with:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cul amazon=\"\" font-size:=\"\"\u003e \u003cli\u003eAccidental demon adoption\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSnarky banter and slow-burn tension\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eA morally black demon with opinions\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eA strong female cop who didn’t sign up for destiny\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eCelestial hijinks\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003eIf you love paranormal rom-coms with heart, humor, and just enough hellfire—this book will have you laughing, swooning, and side-eyeing every dog you meet.","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67356361097520,"sku":"BD1l4g","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/1l4g-Square-cover.jpg?v=1783742583","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-1l4g","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}