{"product_id":"book-1l1v","title":"Cultivation Would Be Easy If People Weren't Stupid","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe first book in an adventure-packed, hilarious new cultivation series, perfect for fans of Beware of Chicken and Heretical Fishing.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCasey Timmins dies at thirty-two after a lifetime of bad decisions and wasted potential. Instead of oblivion, he wakes up in a cultivation world full of qi, martial arts, and people who somehow survive while doing everything wrong.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e \u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e He has no talent. No rare item. No destiny.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e \u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e Just a teacher’s brain, a scientist’s mindset, and decades of frustration with people who cannot follow basic instructions.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e \u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e While everyone else chases breakthroughs until their bodies give out, Casey treats qi like a lab experiment instead of a wish. And for the first time, cultivation actually works.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e \u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e Which means the entire world immediately hates it.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e \u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e A genius with fragile pride decides Casey needs to be crushed.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e A Core Formation master demands he “prove” the method.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e A dying friend forces him to test everything he believes.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e \u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e Some breakthroughs require logic. Some require pain. Casey is about to get both.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e \u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e If he succeeds, he’ll build the strongest Foundation his sect has ever seen.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e If he fails, he’s dead.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e \u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e Cultivation is hard when you do it the stupid way.\u003cbr amazon ember arial sans-serif font-size:=\"\"\u003e Casey refuses to.","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":67015735476528,"sku":"BD1l1v","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/1l1v-Square-cover.jpg?v=1781950260","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-1l1v","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}