{"product_id":"book-1b3v","title":"THE HEN THAT LAID TIME.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet me ask you something.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave you ever wanted something so badly that the entire universe seemed to conspire against you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot just little things. Not just \"I wish this traffic would move faster\" or \"I hope they haven't sold out of the good cheese.\" No.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomething \u003cem\u003ereal\u003c\/em\u003e. Something that lives in your chest like a second heart, beating alongside the first one, reminding you every single day that you don't have it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe it's love. Maybe it's a child. Maybe it's the one thing that would make your life feel complete - and everyone keeps telling you to be patient, to wait, to accept that some things just aren't meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine you find a way to change that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine you discover that the universe isn't random at all - that there are \u003cem\u003erules\u003c\/em\u003e, ancient and hidden, and if you can just find the right key, you can unlock the door to everything you've ever wanted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow imagine that key is a collection of fifty-two jewel-encrusted eggs made by a Russian jeweller for a dead empire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd that you're willing to steal every single one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e(Pause. The music shifts - becomes warmer, more intimate)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the story of Agrafena.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn 1903, she was a lady-in-waiting at the court of Tsar Nicholas II. She had a good position, a decent wardrobe, and a problem that no amount of imperial favour could fix.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe wanted children. The universe said no.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Agrafena wasn't the kind of woman who accepted \"no\" from anyone - least of all the universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo she found a book. She found a ritual. And she discovered that the Fabergé eggs - those glittering symbols of Easter, rebirth, and life itself - weren't just expensive toys for the empress to play with.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":51194858012976,"sku":"BD1b3v","price":8.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/1b3v-Square-cover.jpg?v=1774299845","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-1b3v","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}